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It was like any other normal day for you. You were sitting on your couch, watching T.V. Suddenly, a loud knock sounded on your door. Groaning loudly, you got up and headed to the door. You heard three familiar voices, ones you recognized as Prussia, France and Spain, or the Bad Touch Trio as they liked to call themselves. You sighed, did you really want to deal with them today? You opened the door and was met with a pie to the face.

"Ah!" you shrieked, hearing the click of a camera.

"Run!" Prussia shouted. you wiped the pie from your eyes and chased the 3 men as they ran from you.

"Get back here!" you yelled. Suddenly, Prussia grabbed a waterhose and pointed it at you while France turned it on.

"Dios mío! Eso es frío!" Spain yelped when the water hit him. You got hit as well.

"Ah! Cold!"

"Ohonhonhon... Look whose all wet," France chuckled, earning a glare from you. Prussia dropped the hose and ran like hell.

"Prussia!" France yelled after him, turning the water off. Before he could follow his Prussian friend, you tackled him and began to choke him.

"I-Im.... S-Sorry... ____," France managed to choke out. Spain pulled you off of France and you sighed in frustration.

"It was Prussia's idea," France pouted as he rubbed his neck.

"That doesn't mean you had to go along with it," you snapped, mimicking his pout.

"Aw, don't be mad, ____," Spain said as he let you go. France got up and ran his finger through the pie on your face. He licked his finger while grinning at you, making you scowl at him. You weren't happy with any of them right now.

"So anybody know where Prussia is off too?" you asked. You kind of want to strangle him for this as well.


"He will be back," France said with a smile.

"Alright. I guess we should go back... I need to wash this pie off of my face."

"We can help with that!"


"Aw..." France frowned at your quick rejection of his idea. You turned and walked away and they followed you.

"We were wondering if we could have a party over at your house tonight. Just the four of us," France said, winking at you.


"Because it's fun at your house," Spain said.

"We dont have to worry about our boss' either," France added. You sighed and tucked a stray lock of (h/c) hair behind your ear.


"Oh thank you!" France hugged you, making you growl.

"Get off!"



"You guys stay in here while I go take a shower," _____ said when they all arrived back at her house. She didn't look back at them as she walked to the bathroom. Spain got a towel from the closet and dried himself off as France sat on the couch. A few minutes passed before Prussia walked in.

"Sorry. My awesome self is now here."

"Where did you go mi amigo?" Spain asked as he looked over at him.

"I had to take care of some business. I wasn't scared or anything," Prussia said, but France and Spain knew he was scared. But they also knew it was pointless to argue with him.


"Where's ______?"

"In the shower," France said.

"Si. She went to wash the pie off."

"We should go peek!"

"She's going to get mad... She was really ticked off about the pie!" Spain exclaimed, looking at Prussia with wide eyes.

"Just one quick look won't hurt right?"

"I'm in," France said as he stood up. Spain sighed.

"Alright, I'm in as well," Spain said, and with that, they creeped toward the bathroom door. They could hear _____ humming over the soft drizzle of water. Prussia grabbed the door handle and carefully turned it.

"Hurry up," France whispered rather loudly.

"Shh, ____ might hear you," Spain whispered. Prussia slowly opened the door and peeked inside. Spain and France did the same.


You had noticed the shadow that the door made had moved.

Did I not close it fully?

You saw it open a little bit more and you watched in confusion.

Somehow I have a feeling those idiots are up to this...

"Ah yes... I see, but too bad the shower curtain is in the way," You heard France's voice. Gritting you teeth, you grabbed a bar of soap. You opened the curtain a tiny bit and threw it at them, watching as it hit France in the face.

"You perverts! Get out of here!" You screamed at them. They moved and Prussia closed the door. You could hear Spain and Prussia laughing as France whined about him being hit wasn't funny.

"Idiots... All three of them..." you said as you turn the water off and got out. You dried yourself off, got dressed and opened the bathroom door. They were sitting on the floor and they looked up at you.

"Why the hell were you trying to peek in on me?"

"Ah. We are all friends aren't we?" Prussia asked.

"Just because we are friends doesn't give you permission to see me naked."

"If you asked us we will surely take off our clothes, right guys?" France asked, looking at Spain and Prussia.

I would!"


"Do not take them off! Keep your clothes on!" you said quickly before they actually decided to strip.


"I wonder why I hang out with you sometimes," you sighed as you walked to your bedroom.

"Because you love us~ And I am awesome!" You rolled your eyes and flipped him off before walking into your bedroom. You walked over to the dresser and got your brush. You heard them walking away, probably toward the kitchen as you brushed your hair. You left your bedroom and walked to the kitchen. Sure enough, you found them raiding your fridge.

"Why do you always raid my fridge when your here?" you asked as Prussia got some wurst. Spain closed the door and looked at you.

"Hey ____, got any tomatoes?"

"Over here," you said, pointing at the bowl on the table. He walked over and got one and you all headed into the living room.

"Hm... so what do you want to do now?"

"Watch a romance?"

"What kind of Romance you pervert," you asked, narrowing your eyes at him.

"You know~"

"No I dont."


"Scary movie?" Prussia suggested.

"Hm... I have Nightmare on Elm Street if you want to watch that."

"Bring it on," Prussia said and you went and got it.

About 30 minutes or so into the movie, you had all 3 men clinging to you. By the end of the movie, Spain was still clinging to your arm, Prussia had crawled into your lap and France had a pillow covering his face. You pushed Spain off of you and tried with Prussia but he was clinging really hard.

"You are okay?" Prussia asked as he looked at France.

"No..." France said, his voice muffled by the pillow.

"It's quite late..."

"Yea, shall we call it a night?" Prussia asked as he got up.

"Sure," you said, getting up as well.

"Who is sleeping where?"

"I say we all pile up in ____ bed," Spain suggested.


"Sounds like a good idea," Prussia said as he looked at you.

"Yes," France agreed.

"Fine whatever," you sighed. You got up and walked to your room, with them following. You crawled into bed and laid down. Prussia laid on one side of you while Spain laid on the other side.

"Aw...Why do I get the edge?" France asked.

"Shut up," you said, not wanting to hear it. France sighed and laid down on the edge beside Prussia.

"Better luck next time," Prussia said, snuggling closer to you.

"Good night guys," Spain said sleepily as he snuggled closer to you as well.

"Good night."

"Good night, frau."

"Good night Ma chérie."

And with that, you all fell asleep.
Request from :iconanimefreeak2233:

This was actually longer... but the power derped and I forgot to save :iconotlplz:

Dios mío! Eso es frío! - Oh my god! That's cold!

Prussia, Spain & France belong to Hidekazu Himaruya
You belong to :iconbadtouchtrioplz:
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Katniss-HP-Twilight Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013
I love these three~ :)
karks1992 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
Awesome, I totally belong to the bad touch trio, what would they do without me lol. This was a great story :D
PastaForItaly Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
karks1992 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
You're welcome :D
pinkstar144 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I LOVE IT~!!! >///w///<
PastaForItaly Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
grazie, glad you loved it
DarknessOnMyEyes Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this >3< Those perverts... Can't live with them, can't live without them :heart:

Just a small mistake in the French in the end, where Francis says "Good night mon cher", it actually needs to be "Ma chérie", if he's talking to Reader-tan. It is meant to her, right?
PastaForItaly Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
thank you & thanks for correcting my french i speak absolutely no French
DarknessOnMyEyes Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem >3< :iconfrancisbonnefoyplz:
pammy01251 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
lol i love it
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